Wanted, a Superhero!
Must be half-human, half Martian cum walking-talking science experiment in progress. Willingness to become his family's number one enemy is a must. Should be open to the possibility of getting his ass kicked by his girlfriend after she learns about her mother's fate. Will have to outwit his biological father, a Martian, who is plotting the destruction of Planet Earth. And like all super hero jobs, must hide his super-powers behind a mask of wussiness!